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puns

February 20th 2012, 05:21 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Can anyone think of a good pun to go with another dinkers name?

Maybe like: im gonna put on some leppy.

Cuz like lippy is another name for lipstick, but it could mean that your gonna go wear leprochauns skin!
February 20th 2012, 05:24 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
...zedsex.
February 20th 2012, 05:31 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Cleanin' the Ablutions
February 20th 2012, 05:42 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
February 20th 2012, 05:55 PM
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If she doesn't make me a sandwich I'm gonna striker!

"What happened to my wife?"
"Oh, A duckhater."
February 20th 2012, 06:01 PM
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Mattie
Peasant He/Him United States
Mountain fresh is best (nods) 
I just have to try this...

Mattie dropped a bowling on his foot.
Was he Mad? Mad he was...

Be Well,

<~runz...
February 20th 2012, 06:06 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I like driving in my Mazdalker.
February 20th 2012, 06:09 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Mulder & Skully?
/Milder (see next post)
February 21st 2012, 12:24 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Exd you are killing me lol very good !! (but I would have said 'MILDER and...' giggles)

As for me I am gunna curl up on the couch and watch a movie with ZeddyBear (tho its not a pun... no really... its not )
February 21st 2012, 12:41 AM
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Duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Man : Cool photo! Who are these two?
Man2 : Why that's our Merder'n'predator.
Man : WHAT?!
February 21st 2012, 04:20 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Watching a movie with Zeddybear? Heh.
Mighty-Super-Dastardly of you, I do Not believe he'd be a very Kuddly teddy.
Unless you're taking him to one of those picknicks and labling him Yogi Bear.

If it gets too sunny you might need a metaparasol.
February 21st 2012, 04:32 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
At least u didnt call me mstink like 'ye old' did once (that was so funny heh)

Reading thru these - some are rate-d better than others! (Sumurai8)
February 21st 2012, 06:19 AM
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Microsoft Dink, the next Vocaloid.
Abbreviated to MS Dink
February 21st 2012, 07:36 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
You guys are so punny.
February 21st 2012, 11:26 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Yepyep, its-its funfun!

Like a midgetman taking a quiz,tis the way of things. Hawking the Sparrow, you might say.

February 21st 2012, 12:05 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
Uhm..

My phriend tried typing something on his iPhone..

but the AutoKerreks screwed it up.

February 21st 2012, 08:36 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
XD, that was actually pretty funny.

Deja Moo, the feeling you've heard this bull before.
February 21st 2012, 10:59 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Krisknox: So zed, whos yer favourite actress?
zeddexx: Well krisknox, summer glau.

kris knocks summer glau.

Yes its dumb but i only had 10 seconds on the laptop :/
February 21st 2012, 11:34 PM
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Someone
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Hmm

Knocks
Who's there?
Kris
Kris who?
Knox
Who's there?
Kris
etc

??
If only someone had a name so readily made into a pun it is difficult just to say it without making a pun.. that'd make things a lot easier
February 21st 2012, 11:36 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
That sounded like a slightly sad post at the end.

Barkeep! Somefun for Someone, and a glass of something.
February 22nd 2012, 02:51 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I'm so meta I can't make jokes on other people's names...
February 24th 2012, 02:00 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
meta is always so meta about being meta about being meta about being meta.