Slightly old, but still an awesome write-up
I find it funny that some people are still taking this seriously.
Wonder what the original author of this article is trolling about now.
Wonder what the original author of this article is trolling about now.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! Speak American, you armor-clad asswipe! Why does everybody in RPGs need to talk in some kind of old-English slang only the Queen Mother can understand?
Pretty much this.
Pretty much this.
Oh yeah? Well, if Pravoka is so friggin' great, what are you doing hanging around this dump? Are you looking to cheat on your wife with the dancer twenty pixels away that is constantly complaining about how evil has descended upon the countryside, causing her scalp to develop a nasty waxy buildup? Why are you here? What is your name? Why are you prancing around in some skimpy red tunic? These are all questions I cannot ask. All I can do is run up to this guy, touch his stomach, and watch him spout the same spiel about how great Pravoka is over and over. LAME!
Also, these lazy bums don't exactly motivate me to save their stinking little town from the forces of darkness. All they do is wander around in patterns all day and she dog about how bad things are. Don't you think at least a couple of them could drag their asses to the sword shop, go outside the city walls, and kill some monsters their own dang selves? Oh no, they'd rather wait around for some "noble warrior" to do all the dirty work for them. And once you do, how do they reward you? They're all like "oh thank ye" and "rock on!" No parades, no payment, no piles of merrywidows. Thanks for the encouragement, kind townspeople. That'll really help numb the pain of the massive sword wound some evil knight inflicted on me for 49 damage points.
- Amen.
I have a felling that the entire article is going to be copy pasted here, different parts by different users, and in such a manner that it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Maybe. If you're an illiterate duckwit.
Maybe. If you're an illiterate duckwit.
Schnapper, I have been seeing that your posts are increasingly becoming rude, and I, as such, dont appreciate that.
Schnapper, I have been seeing that your posts are increasingly becoming rude, and I, as such, dont appreciate that.
Yeah I read the article as well.
Sheesh, I can't help it if the mirror presents you with an unpleasant portrait.
Here, have a tin of hypocrisy, Godley:
"Why dont you commit suicide like Hitler did?" - Source
Here, have a tin of hypocrisy, Godley:
"Why dont you commit suicide like Hitler did?" - Source
Why dont you go to your beloved Julia Gillard rather than sulking here?
Try to flame me if you want - I'm putting up my firewall so you can burn yourself in your personal hell and make like a bee with no stinger and drop dead.
I think she's in Hawaii right now.
