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OK, a little bit too Quiztis-ish but here we make funny quizzes about ourselves.
Mine is:

I have a vampire, which needs feeding. Twice a year. Who knows ... maybe its next supper is YOU!

Is the vampire's next supper me?
An exciting quiz

Question 1: Read this sign out loud.

[DO NOT READ THIS SIGN OUT LOUD]

Answer: YES. Go take a bath in Garlic Butter.

Your turn!

What the hell?

Question: Is?

Answer: No.

Rebuttal: Ok, dang.

I liked the Quiztis-ish part but I don't get the rest.

Make a funny quiz about yourself like I did

By funny, do you mean "can't be understood by mortal man"?

And I thought I was the only one who couldn't understand this.

*Laughing hysterically* What the mothertruck is this?!

Postmodern absurdism. I like it!

OK, a little bit too Quiztis-ish but here we make funny quizzes about ourselves.
Mine is:

I have a vampire, which needs feeding. Twice a year. Who knows ... maybe its next supper is YOU!

Is the vampire's next supper me?
An exciting quiz

Question 1: Read this sign out loud.

[DO NOT READ THIS SIGN OUT LOUD]

Answer: YES. Go take a bath in Garlic Butter.

Your turn!
Reply

Perhaps it is:

'I have a vampire, which needs feeding. Twice a year. Who knows ... maybe its next supper is YOU!

Is the vampire's next supper me?

Answer: YES. Go take a bath in Garlic Butter.'

No, I'll make it easier.

I have a vampire, which needs feeding. Twice a year. Who knows ... maybe its next supper is YOU!

Is the vampire's next supper me?
An exciting quiz

Question 1: Read this sign out loud.

[DO NOT READ THIS SIGN OUT LOUD]

Verdict: YES. Go take a bath in Garlic Butter.

Your turn!

Is this some kind of koan?

All you did was change Answer to Verdict.