The Dink Network

The scourge of crustacean canyon has RETURNED!

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Me. What the hell happened? Anything epic I miss?

Dink Smallwood 2 beta ran for a while, it was fun while it lasted. At least we still have the pass codes for when it finally comes out next summer :\

For the sake of your sanity, I hope you're lying.

If it makes you feel any better it was just New Windemere with a few quests you could do and check out some of the new items/spells.

Why did you say boogalah 0.0 are you a big fan of me or somthin? boogalah is totally my saying

Means we can finally find Charlie and buy the house from him.

Charlie is a lie. Like the cake.

Yeah, I think Seth should really have included more than two new towns in the beta.

Wait, there's a DinkSmallwood 2 beta? Are you serious?

Yesss!,now i can finally buy that house.

Yeah, the old-timers of the community have gotten a code and an unique download URL to try it and I'm impressed of Seth's work. I can finally buy that house.

Well Seth did tell some of us in chat, I thought it was in a non-serious way, too bad I missed the code and URL Darn you google chrome!

Well, technically you can buy it, Quiztis. I was wishing for a quest to find Charlie instead of Dink buying it in an automatic cutscene.

At least it didn't auto-subtract your gold. That would have been really lame >_>

Well yeah. I guess Dink did get richer during those adventures of his. By the way, even though he has that glitch, I really like the additional guy in the bar. Three babbling NPC's are always better than two babbling NPC's.

DinkDoodler, DuckHater

Cmon guys. Lets protest.
This is a conspiracy against us.

Nah, got mine after threatening seth

I can't get over the first bridge... Any hints where I can find the rope?

You need to buy a bomb from the midget village. You know, the one where that guy gives you the thunder spell. Then go to the cave north where Martridge's hiding and talk to him. Blow the big rock in Port Town up with the bomb. Then kill the demon fairy. Then Martridge will give you the rope. After that bridge, the beta ends though, so there isn't much of a point.

Heh, I love the midget village in Dink2Beta. I just wonder why all of the residents wear pink short-shorts (Yeah, even the men) and yellow/black striped cardigans? My guess is that it's a season fashion in town or somefin'.

Nah,i'll download it after all the glitches are fixed,which may be a long time.

Yep Quiztis, Justin must have been dang high when he created those graphics.

Tried the beta, and need to ask: Where to buy some weapons to kill the mutant bonca? It doesn't work with fists and a villager said it needed a sword and nerves of steel and such.