The Dink Network

Last night i watched one of the worst south park episodes in recent times
it goes like this there in the classroom and mr garrison tells to read this banned book as home work then the 4 guys decide to come up with threre own book(read title) then stans mum finds his book then she vomits because its so good then randy vomits too then after that the whole entire episode evolves around everyone puking and reading the book

I am downloading it now.

Thoughts to follow.

Sounds like a Ren and Stimpy rerun heh

I cant believe americans acutually love this humour IT REALLY PUZZLES ME!!

It was mildly amusing.

I've seen better, I've seen worse.

The humor lies in its stupidity. Just reading it, thinking 'They were dumb enough to make THAT?!' made me laugh. But yeah, actually watching it would prolly be less funny.

Really, Obviously you can't take a joke, and you don't understand south park humour.

@Kenji i can take a joke but not south park humour
@Krisnox why do you americans find poo jokes funny puking constaly funny why? its just sickning. ;(

I find it interesting that some people here tend to focus on the grossout factors of South Park while missing the underlying themes of the episodes.

Also, humor is subjective; deal with it.

@striker according to the pictures in the dink squad you know karate you seem to think americans are the toughest people on the planet well how about ill meet you one day and we will find out

*snert*

Scariest Cartoon Ever
For some time, it may seem a baby cartoon, but watch for a while and you'll see.

@pred - man do you know how old those photos are?? I mean DO YOU, do do DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD THEY ARE!! Tsk tsk - if you wanna fire rockets you should be sure of your target first

He's prolly got massive man 'muskools' now and if he kept growing hes prolly taller than a 3 story building and could wipe his nose with you - scary thought.

... Really cute dog tho

I like the idea that Striker is a 3 story high building. One that became self aware, bought a computer and got mad-hooked on the internet.

Ahh but does he have a cape and some of those skin tight tights... and wears his undies on the outside? Hmm?

*swallows*

garrison is the name of our school.

@MsDink No how old are they?

97

You mean 1997 or saying there 97 years which i know there not to piss me off?

Date of the site is on the front page - front and centre, some of the photos are dated - some are around 7 years old *shrugs* they all differ I guess. For example look at Christiaan and magicmans pics - then look at the recent dinker meet ones - just a tad older huh (although none of them have their undies on the outside of their tights nor do they wear a cape... *sigh*)

Point being you shouldn't judge on face value as nothing is always what it seems, though I bet sabre saved those super cool glasses - I would have heh

Edit: DD means I am 97 - its a joke.. *smaks DD*

@Striker why do you americans spaek with a high pitch sweaky voice?

Oh God.
What's a sweaky voice? I never saw a person with a sweaky voice.

I meant sqeaky

/me stands in front of pred hiding him from view and surreptitiously passes a "u" to him behind her back - *wink* there ya are shhh.

/me puts away the full stop dot. You wont be needing this....

You do realize, there's a whole 'nother humor in there too, right? Sure, there's the puking humor, but there's also the humor that revolves around banned books, they were making fun of catching in the rye, which was a banned book for a very long time and then you read it and you want to shoot someone cause you thought it was going to bad when it really wasn't at all. There was also the humor in the fact that readers will pretty much try and find a meaning, symbolism, metaphors, and analyze it an insane amount when that was clearly not the authors intent.

Edit: If you don't like south park humor, why do you watch it?

Those glasses are long thrown away, MsDink.

I have much cooler ones now, for I am a cool cat, and cool cats are always looking to make themselves cooler. And catter.

*nods* its a dog eat dog world sabre, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do heh heh.

And being a vampire sucks sometimes ... although I must admit it has gotten better after the Twilight books and movies.

+1 internets to the Irish midget. You basically said what I was too damn lazy to type up.

Are all Irish midgets leprechauns though striker .

@Predator: I seem to recall that South Park was created in Canada, the setting being in Canada and such. Or was that poo joke thing about something else? Fart jokes, yeah they can be funny if done right.
As for the high-pitch voices, try not watching Fred, he's an annoying idiot on Youtube who plays too much with his camera. A lot of the people in my town don't have squirrel voices, nor do any people in Oregon or New York or anywhere else for that matter.

This is American humo wait no it's not well it's just as bad at least I got a laugh and there's a ghost in the vid .

Only if they have me pot o' gold!

Only if you follow the rainbow yeh I know we misread the contract to.

@KrisNox No you americans just think you have really deep accent where i live in blackpool,england
have much deeper accents then when i went to texas.

I would say something else but I don't like repeating myself.
You can make your voice and lunngs better by screaming until it hurts.

Just piss off DD i dont want to talk to you

Lol. He said piss off. i was telling a fact.
Just as a question, why do you get angry whenever someone mentions the blonde american girl? just a question.

@Predator: Please use punctuation, I can hardly understand your last comment to me.

Neither did I, but I think he said: "Drinking air halted by dry swimming pool"

The episode was hilarious.

Heavy Metal Guy is a funny show.
Oh and by the way, in the end nobody got the blonde girl because she knew we were from the same website as Predator and that kind of freaked her out. how could you do this predator, HOW.
I'm stopping now so that nobody gets irritated with me

All this talk of blondes how did this happen I prefer redheads or brunettes now can we change the conversation to something I can relate to .

OK... I've never found a redhead here, and I don't even know what brunettes look like

msdinky is a redhaired, blonde, blackhaired brunette Impressive huh

*screams*

yeah its a shame about the crossed eyes and bucked teeth huh not my best features.. but then perfection is always marred somewhere huh - I mean look at lara croft she may have 'assets' but she has no personality at all

your hair sshould be white by default, youre getting on to 98

HA! got you - I was 98 last year but didnt count and I am NOT counting it again this year either! hehehehe haw haw haw

/me turns away sadly

MrGantoe - You have very refined taste in girls. Redheads own all!

Indeed.

*Sigh*

*screams and drops what he's carrying*