The Dink Network

Well, folks, I would just like to say goodbye.
It has been nice spending time with all of you.

I know what you all are thinking.
That you have read it before, and that I will be back.

Well, all I have to say is that the chances of this happening are bleak, though I wouldnt rule it out completely.

And I know your next question is "Why?"

Well there are a couple of answers to it.

First and foremost the blame rests on me.

I have now lost that ability to comprehend the Dinkish humour. I, these days, dont get most of the jokes on the forum or on the chat, while most people are in guffaws.

Secondly to blame is my dislike for Tal. I am absolutely convinced that he is worthless to be the king of Dink Network.
OK, people here say he was made the king as a joke, but still nobody made charlie Chaplin the Prime Minister/President.

And then there are some people who are going to say that Tal is useful and deserving of being the king.
Well, all I can say is that like a terrorist is taught that killing is right, and no amount of persuasion is going him to believe otherwise, something similar is the case with me. Tal's worthlessness is so much cemented into me that it becomes me difficult to believe otherwise.
I am not saying that you guys are wrong. HECK, in all probability I am wrong but still...

And then the third reason is me being regarded as a spammer.
Some of the new members, and some older ones have perceived me as a spammer. Well, I cant do anything about it, except leave.

Fourth reason is my dislike for the new members, and their dislike for me.

The fifth reason, is that I will be having no internet access.

Bye folks.

All Hail DDC

Goodbye

Well, I hope you'll be back. I think you're interesting and fun to have around. I don't think the new members dislike you as much as you think they do.

Okay, fine, maybe Absolution doesn't like you.

The fifth reason is the only reason you're really leaving. Stop being such a drama queen. I would say I will miss you, if you had remained the non-nub that you can be for the whole time, but you ruined your reputation and I really don't care that much. Bye, anyhow.

@Absolution

GET OUT.

Toodle-pip.

What a shame.

@Absolution

GET OUT.

The random quote that showed up.

"I've got something to gag her with, don't worry." - WC, explaining his deft skills

Such a bad reason to go, really do you have any "REAL" problems here?

Yes! YES!

Meh, I think you should just stay anyway.

Best of luck Godley

*huff* I thought that since there was a post by Pred next to this I assumed it was a bye bye Predator thread.

This is not good.

Bye guys.

Wish I knew you longer.

I agree to the dislike of Tal and dont leave please.

He already did.

The fifth reason is the only reason you're really leaving. Stop being such a drama queen. I would say I will miss you, if you had remained the non-nub that you can be for the whole time, but you ruined your reputation and I really don't care that much. Bye, anyhow.

I do have a net connection now, but I am not returning.
You drama transgender.

You just returned. Aren't you sort of eating your own words here.

I just had a yummy dinner.

You can eat my words, if you are so hungry.

And he came back yet again... DOUBLE FATALITY!!

Until and unless I use the username, "Godley" to log in, it signifies that I am away.
Atleast thats what the law of the land says.

Not the law of this land...

TRIPLE FA... ok, that's gettin' lame.