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My laptop becomes too hot.

Does that mean I will become impotent if i keep it on my legs for too much time?

If you smell something resembling barbequed rotten fish, yes.

The question is not whether I have become impotent or not.

The question is "WILL" I become impotent or not?

BTW, I smell nothing of the sort.

But when it gets hot, I feel, you know, tingly.

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Does that mean I will become impotent if i keep it on my legs for too much time?

Let us hope so! Mind you - if you feel a burning sensation *down there* - it MAY not be the computer ok

.. although there are others that will also hopefully never breed Har de har

(and I am kidding!)

Depends on what you're watching on the laptop. If it causes your maleness to rise to the burning hot parts... Who knows? Maybe it will start smelling like barbequed rotten fish.

So don't watch porn! Or else...

Porn!
I dont watch porn.

Whenever I am in the mood, I play SimonK's D-Mods

You've been online all day so I'm sure your rod is just smouldering ashes now.

You've obviously been fishing in all the wrong places with your' rod. Maybe you've got the wrong meat hooked on your' tackle.

And did I tell you it only happens when it is unplugged from the charger.

With the charger plugged, things are as cool as snow.

Oh come on - schnapper deserves points for that one LOL

There are so many ways that sentence could go against you, Godley.

You think he deserves a pity point then Kris?

i have banana juice in my hair

Banana juice?

I always thought banana is all pulp and no juice.

Just buy a laptop cooling pad. They're quite cheap, and they save both you, and your laptop from the heat.

As a laptop owner, I second that advice.