The Dink Network

Title says it all. Tommorow will be the start of my first real job I've ever had that wasnt given to me by my mum or dah . Sadly it's at a dictatorship and I'm not one of the dictators.

Congratulations What is it that you are doing? Mercenary jobs, bounty hunting, treasure hunting, etc? Or is it one of those real people jobs?

lol mrgantoe, and best of luck Become a drone, squirrel away all your earnings, take over the company and then fire them all

Well, good luck. I remember I had my first day of work about a year ago. Just remember that since they hired you, they probably already like you .

COngrats and good luck.

Good luck, mate.

I'm working at a boys and girls club I am a junior counselor thanks for the luck and such.

Well, how was it?

Ugh nightmarish I being the only expendable male staffer had to go into the boys bathroom and help one of the three year olds with developing common sense find his pants all he was wearing was a shirt and nothing else I know what cubas like now.

Just remember you're getting paid. If work gets too hard to handle, take a moment, breathe deep, and imagine someone you hate getting hurt in a painful, painful way. (My favorite is them getting their eyes taken out with a corkscrew. )

I'll keep that in mind kris.

Was wondering how you got on, it can only get better then Mrgantoe and little boys are notoroius for losing their clothes. Such fun!

The best is the pay packet at the end of the week. Your eyes will get all big and saucerlike and shiney and your brain will start acting like a slot machine as everything you ever wanted flashes past your eyes, then realising none of it is obtainable - you come back to earth and begin to again resent your job Well thats how it works in the real world oh and this cycle repeats for a bit before the lethargy sets in forever ...

Just so you know...

Very encouraging, MsDink.

I thought it was.

Thanks Mrgantoe - I always tell it like it is
We aim to please, you lot just have to please aim