The Dink Network

Dink went back to Stonebrook, built a house with wooden barrels all around it storing hearts, discovered that Nadine was his mom in disguise, married both Libby (after killing Mr. Smilestein) and Lyna (after lying to her that Milder said if anybody marries Lyna it should be him), had a girl who looked exactly like Cheasle/Mary, discovered that in his universe night did not fall, and then looked at the screen and said, "Who made this stupid ending?"

He he he. And he lived normally ever after. That would be a terrible ending. I think Dink died and went to hell would be more pleasant for him.

Well actually quackers kills dunk while he's sleeping

Please get some of those medication pills, Doodler.

Would you like some pills? They have vitamin C!

The king became jealous of him, and jailed him.

I prefer vitamin Dink.

OOH! OOH! OOH! Does he fight through hell with several futuristic weapons and kill a giant bio-mechanical hellbeast?