The Dink Network

Ever since I topped my class I've been having a dissatisfied life. Everyoe expects lots of things from me, and whenever I'm with my friends I feel like the excluded one. Very few things interest me anymore... What's the problem? How can I get out of this depression? I post this to you as a friend looking for help

Find a girlfriend who lets you duck her brains out every night. You'll get your will to live back pretty soon.

Make us a DMOD.

Oh, just to translate, "duck" is what dinknetwork replace "hug-a-maximum-of-three-seconds" with, at least for you, doodler.

Maybe I should go to law school. (The thing 90% of Americans say when they're bored.)

A dude wearing a burqa?

EEEEEEEEEP! WRONG!

NINJITSU! Right?

AAAAAAAALMOST THERE! C'MON! IT STARTS WITH NINJ..!

NINJA! BOOYAH!

KOWABUNGA!!

Do ninjas have secret identities? 'Cause DinkDoodler's could be a lawyer.