The Dink Network

I am not the best person with riddles and I need a answer to the very firt {unlike a prsonified conduit of food and drink, I don't like to be tipped by the locals, in fact it is rather hazardous to my health I am not black or wight what am I?}

I'm not sure, but try "cow".

Nothing funnier than a spot of "cow tipping" heh heh Mind you the cows aren't as chuffed about it I imagine

Thanks skull you were right