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Pure, unbridled brilliance. Only marred by the elephant in the room: NZ is already practically a subcountry of the glorious Australia, serving as a diplomatic proxy for Australian relations to other Oceanic countries.

(PS: for the ignorant, the first ad is done in the style of classic Australian ads. Classic Australian ads tend to be beer ads, for cultural reasons.)

Aww aren't you both so sweet! It isn't "Just a day off", the real reason guys (for the uninitiated/ignorant) is that around this time of year the aussies go on a bender and they aren't seen until about march next year. This is also due to their drinking culture and... because of said culture , they think booze adverts are the only way to recruit worthy brainy NZ residents to move across the ditch and help them run their country during this drinking fest - err quiet reflection time.

Alas all our idiots are (mostly) already over there so looks like they are going to have to tap into their own gene pool (Help us all!)- My assessment of this situation is FOR GOODNESS SAKE do NOT travel to Australia until next year because all the brains behind the country (Kiwis) will be coming home for Christmas and the 'alchies' will be left in charge of their own country.

Bless them every one, at least they know they have a problem, that's the first of the 12 steps isn't it (I am not entirely familiar with those steps - not being an alcoholic) aren't they precious!

*Coff*.. umm... Would that elephant be pink Someone`?
(round 2 to me - just sayin)

serving as a diplomatic proxy for Australian relations to other Oceanic countries.
Is this because Australians are too drunk to deal with the other countries themselves and need someone more logical and informed and educated to do this job?? Hmm... (dang... bet that hurt!)

I'd rather be run by drunkos than be run by sheep.

You guys really need to stop making our points for us... ya make it way too easy

Ah MsDinky, you emerge again with your usual unassailable logic! If only it was unassailable because it was ingenious and immaculate, as opposed to unassailable because it is totally incomprehensible!

Sorry you human resembling gas bag, but the ads do not serve to recruit Kiwis, but to subjugate them! That invalidates your random association of diarrhea inspired words, and hence bringing your score back to nil.

Unfortunately I cannot continue this discussion any further, as I have an appointment to go drinking with the lads. Maybe afterwards we will for once be intellectual equals, and we can bask as colleagues; but until then NZ has more sheep than people LOL

NZ has more sheep than people
OMG are you after our sheep now? *smak* No no no!!
Go have your beer Mr, then we will see how well your intellect holds up I do doubt we will be equals after that though... you barely make sense now... Just saying *wink*

I am just waiting for this to turn into world war 3.

lol wanna front row ticket? (EE?)
Why a war - hes right I am a gass bag hehe

Ha! What a grand idea! The first world-war where YOU decide every move, YOUR votes decide who gets lynched, bombed and defamed! Subscribe to Fuxtel today and watch the first episode free! Watch the destruction of who you want, when you want... tickets available at Diketech.

You do realise that we'll be invading you while everyone's watching the Tomorrow when the War began movie in Australia, just to spite and confuse you.

Tsk ExD - you should know it doesn't take THAT much work to confuse them

NOTE: people who say new zealanders are exactly like aussies often wake up without a head... just sayin...

subjugate! I think not, msdinky would fight to her last breath before she found herself under an aussy! And my score reset to nil? Do I need to paste the last url where I owned your little aussy ass hmm? Methinks I am still ahead Places ONE back on the board - front and center!

Zed you violent wee thing!

I'm Aussie! (instantly scores 100 points for sheer awsomeness, plus a 2x multiplyer for being a Melbournite for a total 200 points)

I once knew a New Zealander who said Australians suck. He ended up dead.

You aren't an aussie schnapps - you are an honary kiwi you can have 400 points - double or... pfft just double

I am not a newzealander or an aussie.
So I guess I can just be the guy in the middle,who just happens to have a bazooka for the occasion.

And don't forget your parachute. What's war without skydiving straight in the middle of the enemy and killing them all with a revolver that has only 6 butllets while they have machineguns that fire shotgun shells.

*fires atomic warhead*

Sorry hellfire, but I scored a buzzkill on you before you got a nuke. Bad luck, try uninstalling CoD:MW2

The only middle ground is in the sea, I hope you're a good swimmer and brought plenty of warm clothes for the paddle. furthermore, parachuting in will probably land in some gnarled tree, desolate desert or in a rabbid wombat-burrow.

...and infested by drop bears - dont forget the drop bears

Look.

Stop posting like an utter cretin and we'll stop deleting your posts. Writing massively offensive/inflammatory posts on a forum like this doesn't go down too well with the staff.

Play nice and we'll reciprocate in kind. I'm sure you're a nice guy at heart but the way you've been posting hasn't done you any favours at all.

Thanks.

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Kyle is awesome. That's why.