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Bayonetta lol

January 16th 2010, 07:15 AM
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Bayonetta
Ghost They/Them
 
Bayonetta is the best action game of all time.

Discuss.

And by discuss, I mean agree.
January 16th 2010, 07:22 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I've always wondered how cats always are some cool.
January 16th 2010, 07:38 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Cause they're friendly and loveable )
January 16th 2010, 07:50 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Wow, I looked back on my previous post and I noticed that I do not know how to spell properly.
January 16th 2010, 08:04 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Spelling is over rated anyway
January 16th 2010, 12:15 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
As long as you don't speak in LEET, people won't flame you to death.
January 16th 2010, 09:11 PM
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Krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
As long as you make sense when you spell wrong. Nobody likes to read LOLROXORZ or something like that. i mean, WTF?
January 16th 2010, 09:24 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Could be alright - you could just type sentences in letters... like DDC WTF imho gtfo pml (my personal fav hehe) stfu roflmao and so on.... save yourself some time typing real words and another pointless thread? lol.
January 17th 2010, 03:08 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Yuu fuff.
January 17th 2010, 03:10 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
LOLROXORZ!!11!!one!
January 17th 2010, 06:28 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
STFU, n|_|85. \/\/4+ +3h |-|311 d0 j00 |\|0 4|\|y\/\/4y??!~?

LOLZozrS
January 17th 2010, 07:04 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Just as planned
January 17th 2010, 10:31 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
I know a lot, Striker.

STFU & GTFO my internets. (jokes lol)

1 |\|0 7331 +00, j00 |\|0?
January 17th 2010, 11:39 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
YES! the dinkers power of topic changaga has prevailed over another pointless thread! HOORAH!
January 18th 2010, 12:38 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
/me high fives GlennGlenn well done!
January 18th 2010, 07:12 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
It's an off-topic thread, you idiots. Certainly as valid a thread as the numerous "Happy birthday," "I'm just popping in 'cos I've been gone 5 minutes and I hope you've noticed my absence" and "I found a banana" threads you insist on filling the forum with.

Sadly, you've now derailed poor Bayonetta's thread beyond the point of redemption. All she wanted was a bit of love, y'know?

Locked.
January 18th 2010, 01:08 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
*looks at IPs*

Hrmmm... no
January 18th 2010, 01:54 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Apologies, for I am Bayonetta.

It's a seriously good game. Certainly one of my favourite titles this generation, and possibly the best action game I have ever played. The combat mechanics are deep and allow for a decent level of customization in your weapon-set. As for the spectacle? Mind am blown - It towers over any other game of it's kind. The prologue sequence is in itself more adrenaline inducing than most games' final boss!

Heartily recommended to all.
January 18th 2010, 01:56 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Apologies, for I am Bayonetta.

Yeah, like we didn't know that already.
January 18th 2010, 02:00 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Not all members are as sharp as you, Skull.
January 18th 2010, 08:15 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Not all members play over-rated games merely because they are highly-rated. I'll probably play this when it's a forgotten relic for $10 on the back shelf.
I dislike it coz it rips off Solomon Cane, takes advantage of the "dark" movement in pop-culture, has Japanese-looking battle sequences with hordes of crappy half-scary monsters and way too many +1UP! and Special effects (read streams of bright colours emerging fire-work-like from anything that moves).
Also appears to have a ripped-off/ faulty story-line: monsters fighting monsters? Oh, and does anyone remember Shadow Man?
January 19th 2010, 02:24 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Wasn't Shadow Man never considered a very good game?

I'm not a big fan of Bayonetta's character design, but I think it looks like a fun game.
January 19th 2010, 07:19 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
@Striker:

Wikipedia says: "Shadow Man received mostly positive reviews (with the exception of the PlayStation version), with the only major complaint being an excessive amount of backtracking due to the game's non-linear style of play, which led to many players getting lost or stuck. To date Shadow Man has sold around 1 million copies on every platform it was released on, making it one of Acclaim's greatest success stories.

There was a sequel for the Playstation 2 Shadow Man: 2econd Coming and rumors have surfaced of a 3rd Game in the series made by Buena Vista games, but details are scarce."

Reviews were Ok/average-good. But as far as I know, it was one of the darkest themed console games before 2000. You've got Alone in the Dark on PC (but thats more horror), Chakan: The Forever Man (which may be one of the earliest Dark/Goth-themed games). I've never been a big fan of pop culture anyway.
January 19th 2010, 01:22 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
January 19th 2010, 01:56 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Heh, it does get a bit like that at times.

Awww, yeah.
January 19th 2010, 02:29 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
In her defense, the crotch is most important part of defeating evil.
January 19th 2010, 02:31 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
It seems like a good game.
January 19th 2010, 09:57 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Funny how I managed to get this topic back on track
January 20th 2010, 03:25 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
It was her crotch that got it on track, I believe.