The Dink Network

I started collecting quotes from Glenn's Dink Chat.
Here are the quotes so far:

25.6.09

<MadStalker> what's the ugly way?
<metatarasal> Me

<metatarasal> I went on a cycling trip with my brother.
<MadStalker> cycles of evil!
<Skull> lol
<Skull> I lolled real bad
<Skull> I spitted out my water! lol
<magicman> XD
<magicman> Yeah, that was a terrible joke
<metatarasal>

<magicman>I spent the weekend getting people to die correctly.

<Skull> You should go to a "real" sauna in my opinion. It's the most calming thing in t world. Especially in summer.

<MadStalker> hey, in dinkc, can i check if there's hardness on pixel?
<Skull> Oh my gosh! It's growing! Now Dinkers have an equal mind!
<metatarasal> "Can I check if there's hardness" -> "It's growing!"

<Skull> Wait. Metatarasal just woke up and in Finland the clock is 21:20. O_o
<Skull> How long do you sleep lol
<metatarasal> Well, I *might* have done something in the mean time...
<MadStalker> yay, fun under the blankets!
<metatarasal> Eh... Not that.

<scratcher> Another thing that should be implemented/fixed: Whenever something is hit by a missile, the engine automatically assumes Dink is responsible.

<Skull> So, what's going on here?
<metatarasal> Not much, Hardly anything has been said for the last seven hours...

<Kenji> Why Striker isn't using chat?
<GlennGlenn> Dunno
<Skull> cause he is busy yelling RARARHGHGHAHGbbLE.

<Rob> uh... stupid spelling mistakes

<Rob> brb.... i feel suck

<Skull> And I thought that this was the chat of useless things
<DN-Phoenix> No, it's a chat about Dink.
<Skull> And Dink is an useless thing : P
<Skull> jk
<DN-Phoenix> Well, it's certainly not very useful.
<Skull> Yeah, I always thought that The Milder Network would be more useful

<RobDN> The banana owns

<Skull> The very weird humored users' who play dink smallwood, worship DDC and love bananas Network
<Kenji> The Mindduck network
<Skull> If you suggest that as a name, I truly think my Network's name is the right one

<RobDN> awesome peice of useless info. I'll add that to my needed-to-know-list.

<DN-Phoenix> Most things are terrible jokes.
<Skull> atleast I am a terrible joke
<DN-Phoenix> I think you're a person, not a joke.

<DN-Phoenix> Farting at work, is that permitted?
<RobDN> If no one hears it, it's permitted anywhere.
<MadStalker|work> i'd still fart even if it wasn't
<DN-Phoenix> Even if you were being checked for it? Violation of the no-fart policy of 2007 is strictly prohibited!
<RobDN> Just let it rip and blame it on the person next to you

<Skull> dang, I'm thirsty! Now I regret I threw all of my CocaCola bottles at people.

<RobDN> I figured out a logical explanation as to why everyone in stonebrook is so dang weird. Smilestein's slogan on his farm sign "We grow it. You eat it" is just a cover-up. The more realistic slogan is "We grow it. You smoke it"
<Skull> And again, a dinker made me spit out my water. Dammit! -__-
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26.6.09

<magicman> Anyway, it's a loon who shouts "TSJAKKAAAAA" a lot.

<magicman> So I mangled the spelling, and merged it with the African warlord.

<RobDN> Rob is the simplest name. It's my real name.
<RobDN> so it doesn't get any simpler

<MadStalker|work> i am mad and i stalk on people

<Kenji> Did ya know that strawberry is a geneticaly modified wild strawberry?

<magicman> Oh, that just reminds me how *awful* it is to hear an asian guy say "strawberry".
<magicman> stlbll!

<DN-Phoenix> Yeah, well, you're not forgiven.

<DN-Phoenix> So Seth was doing stupid shoot like stuffing coordinates and tiles into one interger to save space, but would waste tons of space because he didn't like 0s? Retarded.

<DN-Phoenix> Skull, you can talk about whatever you want.
<metatarasal> Including about beheading g a y sheep who run on windows?
<DN-Phoenix> Pardon?

<magicman> I can't either, actually. I just remember something with corpses. Chickens. Explosions. Bazookas... and that it was joshriot talking.

<magicman> I hate you, Phoenix.

<DN-Phoenix> Don't hate the messenger.
<DN-Phoenix> Blame Disney.
<magicman> Did that once. Didn't help.

<Skull> Yay, my super duper power drink is completed. Now I can finally drink something that's equal to pee!

<DN-Phoenix> In fact, the reaction of magicman is what keeps the universe together.

<magicman> "aye" is my favourite way of acknowledgement.

<DN-Phoenix> Linux r00lz0rz is what you missed.
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27.6.09

<Skull> Reina Tanaka? What is that?

<scratcher> Eh, not really. She's okay, a bit too schoolgirlish for my taste.
<Skull> Yeah, because scratcher's not in school yet. : P

<GlennGlenn> It's Japan after all, they only care about loli

<Ex-Deathevn> Kiwiiiiiiiii is beached as, bro

<GlennGlenn> I saerch for japan school girls
<GlennGlenn> only find ugly ones
<Ex-Deathevn> Supposedly the good ones are all animated

<GlennGlenn> Japs are kind of freaky though.

<magicman> Yeah, man. People wouldn't stay dead! One second they were a guy trying to kill you, then they were the corps of your mother, then they were a pillbug.

<scratcher> Dutchy von lovemuffin? Tzhackazulu?
<scratcher> Probably one of magicman's higly disturbing nicknames.
<Skull> i think ti's his real name. Poor magicman.

<magicman> And "Dutchy van Lovemuffin" is my *real* real name.
<magicman> Technically, my passport is a fake <_<

<RobDN> to change your name type -/nick (your name)
<RobDN> without the hyphon
<Dink145> And what if I want my identity to remain a secret... ?
<Dink145>
<RobDN> lol

<SabreTrout> I like hippies.

<GlennGlenn> I'm very hot at the moment.

<GlennGlenn> I hate narrow minded people.

<GlennGlenn> it's some computer dude from the UK which broke into Nasa or some crap.

<GlennGlenn> Well, I got banned from a forum because I said he deserved jail in th US.
<RobDN> lol
<GlennGlenn> What happens if you break laws? You go to jail, same rules applies for hackers and whatever
<GlennGlenn> But no, people ban me from myopinions, stupid UKians.

<SabreTrout> What forum?
<GlennGlenn> I'd rather not say.

<magicman> Yeah. Everyone in the UK knows everyone else there.

<SabreTrout> Yeah, I know him.
<magicman> Cool
<SabreTrout> But as he's from Barnsley, I wish I didn't. LOLPWNED.

<Skull> C'mon! Give me some quote-worthy stuff lol!

<GlennGlenn> Skull is a dick.
<Skull> I am a selfish guy, so I quess I like dicks.

<magicman> >_>
<magicman> Sorry, I'm distracted by code.

<Skull> pppoooowwwwwnnnnnneeeeeeddddddd!!

<GlennGlenn> Aiite, she doges. I'm going to the beach.
<GlennGlenn> Cya :9
<Skull> Dammit!
<magicman> Enjoy, Glenn!
<Skull> Now, I'm gonna have to leave with magicman here alone! -__-
<Skull> *whisper* He IS a hippie, you know
<magicman>
* magicman goes outside to hug a tree.

<GlennGlenn> validatorurlboogiecrap

<magicman> From now on, "dofing" is a new word.

<magicman> That's the doom of all my hobby-projects.
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28.6.09

<Skull> Go see the new quotes. Some of them suck, I know.

<Ex-Deathevn> Did you get my quote from yesterday?

<DN-Robj> I can come up with a joke which is more lame then anything said here!

<Ex-Deathevn> Have you ever played Milder Flatstomp?

<Ex-Deathevn> I invented ExDeathevn, so I'm safe

<Ex-Deathevn> Have you ever visited a chick whatsoever?
<DN-Robj> Bornfree15 will be able to answer that with a definite yes, Ex-death

<Ex-Deathevn> And SKull should be Cranium, but you don't hear us complaining

<DN-Robj> the only reason I added the j on the end is could it stands for my middle name, and 99% of the time "Rob" is taken on most forums because it's such a common name :/

<DN-Robj> I have a lot of hate messages on my other account... and probably a lot more by now cause I haven't signed in for 2 days

<Skull> I ate a banana!

* Ex-Deathevn ate Godley, Ex-Deathevn is invulnerable!

<DN-Phoenix> YAY CHEESE!

<DN-Phoenix> The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
<DN-Robj> Did the roof just fall down and kill everyone?.... or did they run out of the house and now they are AFK?

<DN-Robj> We don't need no water let the moetherducker burn!

<DN-Phoenix> Yay! Internet violence!

<magicman> Woo!

<DN-Phoenix> Vingardium leviosa!

<scratcher> I thought I could log into mIRC as scratcher, and FORCE myself out by identifying myself as the true scratcher!

<Skull> errr.... what the hell is going on here?

<DN-Phoenix> Just like p ussyfooting. Great word.

<Skull> Hehe, it's cool to rip eyes out their place

<Ex-Deathevn> So your balls dropped?

<magicman> but it's *always* tangly after showering

Haha, there are some nice quotes in there.

My personal favourite so far is: "I spent the weekend getting people to die correctly." -magicman

Wait, wait... wait... wait...... wait. We have people in the chat room again? Huh.

Yes, we do. Just join the Dink Smallwood IRC channel.

HEY, why is the only quote from me super-boring?

You hate me, don't you?

Lol, and you missed out the second part of the last quote from me

It's supposed to be:

<RobDN> I figured out a logical explanation as to why everyone in stonebrook is so dang weird. Smilestein's slogan on his farm sign "We grow it. You eat it" is just a cover-up. The more realistic slogan is "We grow it. You smoke it"
<Skull> And again, a dinker made me spit out my water. Dammit! -__-
<RobDN> That's the reason the pillbug's were attracted to his farm in the first place. They were in the farm sniffin' up the electric spinach.

NEW QUOTES!!

In my opinion, they are better than the last ones.

Scratcher, your quote is not super-boring. If you think it in the right/funny way, it's one of the best.

NEW QUOTES ADDED!!

Some of them are good, and some of them are pretty lame.

Eh... Can't say I really like them. You always leave out a part of the exchange, usually the funny part.

Yeah, I too find the latest quotes pretty lame. But I already have some more quotes collected. They are pretty good. Gonna put them up tomorrow.

I guess they are OK.