The Dink Network

All apologies for the lack of humorous content today. As luck would have it, our benevolent dictator redink1, aka Dan Walma, was involved in a car accident which has caused him to fall into a coma. There's not too much to worry about, though, for his mother has informed me that it should only last a few weeks. Which is good, of course, especially when you consider that someone else died at the scene (if I remember correctly, his name is Jan).

So, for the foreseeable future, I am the temporary webmaster of the Dink Network. Miasma 3/Generation 9 is obviously delayed, and the laziness factor is upped by a very large percentage.

Also, as previously mentioned, we haven't posted any funny content today, so I thought I'd deliver the best that I can.

"BRING YOUR TOOLS. This home needs you! With the floors dipping and the ceiling sagging, the carpenter in your family needs this home. Great location right on the main highway and back yard partially fenced. Come see how cute this house could be."