Recondite is my article, and is supposed to be weekly (though it is never released on a schedule) and is usually a whole lot of crazy rants, stories, poll comments, and links.
Updated 8/30: with some clarifications/additions I forgot about.
Read the comments for more.
Poll Comments
Here are the top 3 (out of 3) comments for the poll 111, Recondite Thirteen: Do you agree with redink1 about Ask Tal?:
3) The band Rush is dang sweet!
2) Redink1 is the superrior being; you have to agree with him!
1) I thought Papa Tal bought him a comador 64. Those things are Soooo Awsome! They are, like, so cool!
Here are the top 5 comments for the poll 112, Face Off: Dinkedit vs WinDinkedit:
5) Kat can boing, Jamie can boing, Sabre can boing, boing diddly oing!
4) Banana! Banana is very delicious, and those dinkedit or windinkedit doesnt taste good. Mr. Monkey
3) Can't beat a banana for Map Editing.
2) Well, the banana probably has an easier interface
1) Erh, I'm confused: DinkEdit + Banana = WinDinkedit...
Here are the top 5 comments for the poll 113, Face Off: Dink vs Link (from Zelda):
5) The triforce is useless against Dink's secret weapon: the uhh... dink would still win!
4) Zelda (classic, for the NES) is a very good game, but Dink butchers the series with his humour.
3) Anyone votes Link, I'm gonna hunt you down and chop your heads off! YAAAH! Banana!
2) I've never played Zelda, but let's say Dink! I don't want a loser with green pants and such to win..
1) Can Link kill a duck? I don't think so.
Message Board Madness Syndrome
Babysitting everyone on the board is starting to take a toll on my malnourished psyche. Really. Perhaps its also because I just arrived at college and have been wasting even more of my time than last year... cursed web surfing.
Anyway, things seem to have calmed down a bit after the Threads of Doom, but its still irritating to see people bickering over the most petty things imaginable.
"Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe." - Robert Service
Paul's P****** Trick
Paul's P****** Trick rules. Unfortunatly, I don't know his *Secret* trick, see the comments.
Tullisti's Fallacy
Tullisit has been dogging Windows forever, and so I recently downloaded Red Hat Linux and burned it on 3 CDs. It doesn't install. I blame Tullisti.
Miasma v2
Miasma v2 will probably be released this year. Whereas Miasma v1.x was a complete hodgepodge of poorly-modified DBMan scripts, Miasma v2 will be written completely from scratch using MySQL databases. There is also a good chance that the Coranto comments system will be incorporated directly into Miasma v2, as well as the board.
Freaky Links
Hack other companies: get spot on NBC Evening News, hack NBC, lose it.
According to the businesses, bathrooms are evil. They prefer employees soiling their pants, as long as productivity is up...
Bid on 15 Minutes of Fame.
Macabre fishing trip
The Truth revealed. Sorta.
Visit Mars yo.
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