Almost half a year went past since the last Pollocracy, so it's about time for a new edition!
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Yes, you might not have realized it, but we have a poll on the Dinknetwork. This poll gets updated occasionally by yours sincerely and as a reward I get to read all the fun comments you guys make about the polls. And today I'll share with you some of the best of those comments!
Poll 234: Are there any upcoming DMODs you're looking forward to?
3) Historical Hero II if it will extract
2) The last time I played a new DMOD was about the same time as Agriculture was invented.
1) The Secret Lives of Ethel
Poll 235: When did you play Dink for the first time?
3) Oh, a long time ago, back when I was a young duckling... I was scarred for life.
2) has it been more than 10 years already? man time flies when beheading ducks
1) Wow! For the first time ever, I feel old. Thanks, Dink Community!
Poll 236: Bomb Syria?
3) I want a fluffy Assad toy. Stroke his moustache and he farts anthrax?
2) i want the beheaded ducks to be able to walk not be instantly deep fried
1) Fluffy toys need to step up and get drafted like any other hard working american. Then they can be the ones to bomb Syria
Poll 237: Best length for a DMOD?
3) Better 10 quests in the files section, than 1 epic in the upcoming topic
2) Well, Epics have given us more 9+ D-Mods than Romps or Quests, even though there's much less of them. The facts have spoken!! Stupid facts... I like Quests more.
1) At least seven inches
Poll 238: Do you enjoy 'Crazy Old Tim plays all the DMODs' as much as everybody else?
3) While I can't read, I can knead his articles. They are somewhat too textual.
2) There's no way anyone loves Crazy Old Tim plays all the DMODS as much as me. If they do, I'll make them die.
1) But of course Tim is about to ask what the carrying capacity of an unladen swallow is, and what do we say then?
Poll 239: Do you like RPG games (other than Dink)?
3) gotta behea... catch ;m all pokemon
2) yeah I like role-playing game games, just not role playing games.
1) Sure. But I can't name any other Retro Pigfarmer Games off the top of my head right now.
Poll 240: Do you ever use the Dink Solutions?
3) I just hit things until game does what I want.
2) I only use walkthroughs when I get annoyed at how stuck I am. Like when I feel I've tried everything I can possibly do and I still can't progress the story.
1) Dink solutions never leaves me unsatisfied. No pills required!
Poll 241: Do you have any new year resolutions?
3) Why would I want to make such horrendous commitments for myself?
2) Unless become a great banana cookie god counts, then no
1) I resolve to be even more smug this year.
Poll 242: What do you think of the theme for the current contest?
3) I think any and all alliteration is ugly. Other than that though, I think it's pretty peachy.
2) I will enjoy killing Dink slowly.
1) I think the contest should have been about the Death of Cookies. Because it's relevant in today's society.
Poll 243: Do you have Twitter and/or Facebook?
3) I also have a book with what i think is human skin if that counts.
2) Actually, I have the Dink version of Twitter called Quacker. Y'know, with the beheaded duck logo and all.
1) No, but my parents do.
So, Pollocracy has not been forgotten. Keep on commenting!
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