The Dink Network

Newsflash: Research shows that no Dink couples last

(Sorry if the headline offends anyone)

We only have a small statistical background here, but so far it's 100% negative. Two out of two couples that began due to Dink, thanks to The Dink Network, have now ended. (No, they didn't END due to The Dink Network, duh) That's right everybody, the first ever public Dink Smallwood couple, Phoenix and Sharp, is through. We're still good friends though, as we separated in agreement. We also both agree that we had a nice time together, but that it was time for us to go separate ways. We know we meant much to you all, but you can still trust your daily life to continue as it was. The sun will still rise!