The Dink Network

: and they bite people, and they bark annoyingly, and they scare you with growling, they stink, they take craps everywhere, they are so incapable of taking care of themselves, that if you leave them alone, they start whining as if it was doomsday or something. Oh, and if you didn't know it yet, they only act like that cause they know you are their main source of food. They don't love you. They just know you're the boss, and if they suck up to you, they know they will get their treats. As simple as that. And there's no need in arguing with this, it's the cold truth. Humans give their pets human attributes, while in fact they have none. Love is a word that is non-existant in the animal kingdom. So the next time your dog(s) act up lovely, they either want food, or to go out.

Thank you. You could not possibly be more correct.