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Yes. There really isn't much more to say. There should be quite a few monsters/weapons/puzzles/riddles. Not too much swearing. A little. I still need some medieval insults. There's gonna be this crabby old man who speaks like shakespear. (Is that how you spell it?)

How's this for a medieval insult? (Found it on the net).

I wolde I had thy coillons in myn hond
In stide of relikes or of seintuarie.
Lat kutte hem of, I wold thee help hem carie;
They shul be shryned in an hogges toord!

Tranlsation:

I wish I had your ****s in my hand
In place of relics or of saints' holy things.
Come, cut them off; I'll help you carry them;
They shall be enshrined in a hog's ****!

Heh heh.

What about:

Thee is a ducking ass! (dang swear filters!)

I won't say the word in fit (unless you people actually want me to) I will just put stuff like f*** etc.