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December 20th 2002, 08:41 PM
Jeff
: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?
Because giraffes are too tall and they whine that the lights are too hot on their neck.
: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?
Because giraffes are ugly.
: 3. What have candles got to do with it?
They stay lit longer than dynamite.
: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?
Microsoft? Good cash grab before the end of the year.
: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?
Those are the only colours you see after a few too many Christmas cheer drinks.
: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?
Where I live that statement is AFTER Halloween.
: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?
Rumour has it that if you get a present from Santa that fits in a stocking you have been bad. Think about it!
: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?
If you decorate your giraffe with beer bottles you don't ever eat too much. Don't put lights on the bottles.
: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?
If the dinner is at your house don't argue because you are the KING or Queen. They have to leave but you do not.
: The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.
Because giraffes are too tall and they whine that the lights are too hot on their neck.
: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?
Because giraffes are ugly.
: 3. What have candles got to do with it?
They stay lit longer than dynamite.
: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?
Microsoft? Good cash grab before the end of the year.
: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?
Those are the only colours you see after a few too many Christmas cheer drinks.
: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?
Where I live that statement is AFTER Halloween.
: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?
Rumour has it that if you get a present from Santa that fits in a stocking you have been bad. Think about it!
: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?
If you decorate your giraffe with beer bottles you don't ever eat too much. Don't put lights on the bottles.
: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?
If the dinner is at your house don't argue because you are the KING or Queen. They have to leave but you do not.
: The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.
