The Dink Network

1. Why do we put a tree in our house?

Cuz jesus is made of wood

2. Why do we decorate the tree?

Cuz jeebus doesn't like to plain old wood all reay round

3. What have candles got to do with it?

Atheists would have candles to burn the wooden tree, hence killing jeebus

4. Who 'invented' Christmas?

WC invented christmas, thats why its a time for people to get drunk and start fights with their family (have you seen a pic of WC lately? he wears a wifebeater shirt ;P)

5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?

those are the colors of jeebus trading cards

6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?

cuz jeebus is a tropical person, he likes to go to hawaii and sit on the beach drinking tropical punch

7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?

he likes to smell socks

8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?

its only natural

9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?

cuz we dont choose who our family is, EXAMPLE: WC could be family- you wouldnt get along with him when you got near him, and you would always want to give him a fat lip unfortunately)

The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.

i lose again