The Dink Network

Reply to Re: The Staffers are Lazy People With Soda Machines in their Basements

If you don't have an account, just leave the password field blank.
Username:
Password:
Subject:
Antispam: Enter Dink Smallwood's last name (surname) below.
Formatting: :) :( ;( :P ;) :D >( : :s :O evil cat blood
Bold font Italic font hyperlink Code tags
Message:
 
 
June 13th 2006, 08:47 PM
custom_striker.gif
Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Well, first, you must open a portal to the Plane of Carbonated Beverages (not to be confused with the Plane of Carbon Dated Bevages) by placing 13 of each of your desired beverages in an aluminum box (the larger the better) and offering them to Pep'se, Elder God of Gastronimical Eruptions. You do this by dressing up as either Brittney Spears or Ray Charles by dancing and chanting the devine mantra's he finds most pleasing, such as "You got the right one baby, Uh HUH!" or "Bah bah bah bah baaah!" (the exact wording of this phrase is neigh unspeakable in mortal tongue). You do this until you have passed out from exhaustion and thirst... if Pep'se is so pleased, he may grant you with your own soda machine.