The Dink Network

This should work, didn't test it though.

void main()
{
int &randy = random(5, 1);
if (&randy == 1)
say("I don't see anything interesting.",1);
if (&randy == 2)
say("There isn't much to see here.",1);
if (&randy == 3)
say("What should I look at?",1);
if (&randy == 4)
say("Hmm, perhaps I should look at something.",1);
if (&randy == 5)
say("I see air.",1);
if (&player_map == 500)
say("Yeah", 1);
if (&player_map == 499)
say("Your momma", 1);
}