The Dink Network

Just you wait till you go to university. First, you'll start sleeping less. Then, after a while, you'll be happy if your breath doesn't stink. In your second year, well, value village has got some pretty snazzy stuff. It's about this time that your sanity will start to loose grip. You'll also be so pressed for time that you'll have to miss sleeping every third or forth day, but you usually don't end up doing anything anyway. It's the effort that counts. Since you need so much time to relax, you'll start to speak and walk faster. About midway through your second year, you'll notice that you've started to drop the first and last letters from *every* word while talking. Somehow, your friends can understand you. Wearing the same clothes for a week straight isn't really that bad. You know several spots on campus to sleep at night, and you don't live in the residence. You aquire a access to food, 'cause, you know, your hungry. After an adventure, you might need to go to the ER, for, you know, supplies. You can skip a whole 4 hour wait just by showing a little blood. In a pinch, salt in viniger can steralize wounds. 1 point if you don't pass out, and 4 more if you can do it without screaming. Taking notes without being awake becomes not just an ability, but a talent. And finaly, it's fun as hell once you get rid of all those standards society sets up for you, and start to ignore moral prejeduce. As said by Mason, on the cult classic, Dead Like Me, you can find out what a stress relief petty larceny can be.