The Dink Network

My day got interesting way before school. At first I noticed that the bus was 20 minutes late. Then I looked down the street and noticed a huge car crash with the bus. I was wondering what that big banging sound was and now I knew why. Soon I heard a loud gunshot from what was appearently my home. Then a man in black (I think it was a man) exited my house with a gun in his/her hand. Soon a black van pulled up to my house, right in front of me. A man came out and used cloraform or something on me. I was knocked out cold. I think they took me into the van before I got knocked out. Now I was having a strange dream. I was driving a Ferrari and suddenly I crashed into a car in front of me then cars and trucks and a bus piled into my Ferrari. When I awoke, I was in a chair with my hands tied behind me on the chair.
I couldn't even begin to guess what happened or why I was here. Then a man said "Hello DinkKiller"...