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Hmm, here's a true story that happened to me:
Okay, after my sister's highschool play (bye bye birdie), the cast had a cast party at the perkins in the next town. My sister had a friend, Keynen, who had a crush on her and would do anything. Now, my sister and her friends like to steal things from restaurants (including napkin holders, glasses, silverware, and menus) and store them in my room. So Keynen and Casey (a freshman) decided to steal the gumball machine. Fat Charlie (another freshman I have been in musicals with) closed all the blinds and distracted the waitress. Keynen and Casey just grabbed the gumball machine (which was about 5 feet tall) and carried it across the parking lot into his van. All during this I'm asleep, and I know nothing about it. So, at about 3 AM I hear a bunch of stomping and grunts. A couple guys open the door to my room and carry this big-ass object in. I, still half-asleep, start inquiring what the hell is going on, using a string of swear words and hand movements. They all leave the room, and I get up to see what it was. Sure enough, it was a gumball machine. I attempted to break into the back where the money was, but all my tools were downstairs (I only had a few knives and some pliars) so I was unsuccessful. I ended up buying a gumball then going downstairs, where I found Keynen, Casey and my sister all sitting down laughing. I cannot explain how funny it was. So, everyone leaves and I lay on the couch and watch the new South Park. Later when I woke up, I heard my dad yelling at my sister (he said stealing the gumball machine was stupider than calling michael jackson to baby-sit) and he was apparently really pissed off. The only person that actually noticed it was gone from the perkins was jenna, a girl who lives with my girlfriend's (ex-girlfriend it is now) family.
That's my gumball machine story. Anoyone else have any stories of this nature? <I'll write the better ones down when I'm not so lazy>
Okay, after my sister's highschool play (bye bye birdie), the cast had a cast party at the perkins in the next town. My sister had a friend, Keynen, who had a crush on her and would do anything. Now, my sister and her friends like to steal things from restaurants (including napkin holders, glasses, silverware, and menus) and store them in my room. So Keynen and Casey (a freshman) decided to steal the gumball machine. Fat Charlie (another freshman I have been in musicals with) closed all the blinds and distracted the waitress. Keynen and Casey just grabbed the gumball machine (which was about 5 feet tall) and carried it across the parking lot into his van. All during this I'm asleep, and I know nothing about it. So, at about 3 AM I hear a bunch of stomping and grunts. A couple guys open the door to my room and carry this big-ass object in. I, still half-asleep, start inquiring what the hell is going on, using a string of swear words and hand movements. They all leave the room, and I get up to see what it was. Sure enough, it was a gumball machine. I attempted to break into the back where the money was, but all my tools were downstairs (I only had a few knives and some pliars) so I was unsuccessful. I ended up buying a gumball then going downstairs, where I found Keynen, Casey and my sister all sitting down laughing. I cannot explain how funny it was. So, everyone leaves and I lay on the couch and watch the new South Park. Later when I woke up, I heard my dad yelling at my sister (he said stealing the gumball machine was stupider than calling michael jackson to baby-sit) and he was apparently really pissed off. The only person that actually noticed it was gone from the perkins was jenna, a girl who lives with my girlfriend's (ex-girlfriend it is now) family.
That's my gumball machine story. Anoyone else have any stories of this nature? <I'll write the better ones down when I'm not so lazy>
