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Well, I looked at jokes.com and selected random jokes. I got a lot of 2liners so I just picked the first few
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.
Two pretzels were walking down the street........one was a salted!
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut!
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”
A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska!
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.
Two pretzels were walking down the street........one was a salted!
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut!
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”
A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska!
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.