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August 31st 2004, 01:42 AM
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sjoerdje
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Well, I looked at jokes.com and selected random jokes. I got a lot of 2liners so I just picked the first few

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.

Two pretzels were walking down the street........one was a salted!

Yo' mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut!

Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”
A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

A: I don't know, Alaska!

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.