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Neo Potter stood, quietly shatting his pants as Agent Voldidlymort pointed his Magic Wand (and yes, it was WC's kind of magic wand) at him.
Suddenly all manner of colours started to crawl out of the end of this evil "wand", slowly floating through the air towards our hero. Harry found this strange, but not half as strange as when he noticed Hermione (dressed up in sexy, black, skin tight clothing) running towards him veeerrryyy sllloowwwllyy.
Pondering this, Harry sat down for a minute, to have a cigarette and quench his burning need for nicotine. Looking around, he noticed that everything was moving slower than normal, bar himself. In fact, Agent Voldidlymort's wand was still in the process of firing!
I would carry on, but I'm bored now... and after re-reading what I've typed, it's crap. Thats what happens when your not really enjoying something, I guess.
Suddenly all manner of colours started to crawl out of the end of this evil "wand", slowly floating through the air towards our hero. Harry found this strange, but not half as strange as when he noticed Hermione (dressed up in sexy, black, skin tight clothing) running towards him veeerrryyy sllloowwwllyy.
Pondering this, Harry sat down for a minute, to have a cigarette and quench his burning need for nicotine. Looking around, he noticed that everything was moving slower than normal, bar himself. In fact, Agent Voldidlymort's wand was still in the process of firing!
I would carry on, but I'm bored now... and after re-reading what I've typed, it's crap. Thats what happens when your not really enjoying something, I guess.
