The Dink Network

"It would be like a game telling you "See the white smallish thingy in front if you? That's the mouse. And that weird rectangular thing with lots of squarish things on it? That's the keyboard. Each of the squarish things on the keyboard represents a 'letter' in an 'alphabet', along with some functional keys, and that alphabet is probably English. English was founded in the year 315 AD as a revolt against the King of Bengland, whom people did not like very much because Bengland was a retarded name for a country. So they revolted, and renamed their country England, an even stupider name but they were common folk and couldn't read very well. So to combat this lack of literacy the people created English. Now then, onto the functional keys of the keyboard. The keyboard was created in the year 1665 by Dr. Frankenstein as a way to program a monster made of many different body parts that would be jump started by an electrical diffusion of energy known as lightning. Lightning was developed in the year 15,000,000 billion BC by an old guy who said 'Let there be lightning', and there was lightning, and it was good."
I will tell them which sword that are the best and such! Dont what the mouse and keyboard is!