The Dink Network

English class is really fudgeed up nowadays. We have a substitute for a couple of weeks and he basically rants for at least 30 minutes each day about just about anything and everything and tries to make a connection between the Orwell books we are reading. He goes way off target most of the time, we end up with talking about things as ridiculous as on here. This guy in my english class is fudgeed up too. He got his rod pierced. He says it helps the g-spot. I don't think he could get laid anyway. He did it himself, so it wasn't a very pretty mess. Bloody, and you can only guess what happens when he goes to the bathroom. He walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He is very sensitive when he moves.
-What does this have to do with ghosts you may ask? The idea of my rod getting pierced scares the shoot out of me.