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September 15th 2003, 03:58 PM
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EDIT: If your translation results come out as question marks (?????????), then you do not have Japanese support installed. Don't worry about it - copy the question marks instead of the hiragana/katakana/kanji.

I found something to amuse me: Convert English to Engrish via Altavista's Babelfish.

1) Enter a random phrase in the box
2) Select 'English to Japanese' and click Translate
3) Copy the results into the box below.
4) Select 'Japanese to English' and click Translate
5) Tada! Instant Engrish!

Here are some of the interesting ones I've found:

English:
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

Engrish:
Time of the person whose now everything is good comes to the help of their countries, it is.

English:
As the RIAA launches increasingly rabid attacks against P2P networks and users, pundits continue to debate the future of P2P.

Engrish:
The RIAA being more and more to make rabid attack launch vis-a-vis p2p network and the user, the Hinduism scholar continues to discuss the future of the p2p.



Post some of your results here.