The Dink Network

I REMEMBEr Dink and Libby, and I was like "... ... in what... in what world, what chaotic parallel universe does this constitute... a file worth uploading? It's like 6 lines of script, whoopee, whoopee that's just vaguely implied"

Then I shall be the second!
{Achievement Edition counts, cause holy hell, I looked at the C files. That must have been HELL to program.}