The Dink Network

according to the theory created by christiaan all things with initials PF are cool. now considering this fact, i, my friends, will be marketing INITIAL CHANGING MACHINES'(R)(C)(TM) for only $10 that will magically transform your initials into the briliant signifying initials 'PF'

how to get this INITIAL CHANGING MACHINE'(R)(C)(TM) ??????????

send $10 and choose a new name from the list below:

*peter flemwad
*peter footfairy
*peter fagboy
*peter F-shismom
*peter freakofnature
*peter freakinidiot
*peter freakingstabmeinthehead
*paul fletcher