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Do what? rearrange letters? That my friend is a family secret, kept for generations. But what the heck, this is internet era...
So basically, you paint a hexagon with virgin's blood on bamboo parquet (it has to be bamboo), and put a light bulb on each point (candles are for hipster mages, it's 21st century for Satan's sake). Then you take the virgin, and make sweet lovin' to her. Note, you really have to seduce her, rape isn't gonna work. Also, make sure that those light bulbs aren't attached to any lamp. It must be dark. They aren't supposed to glow. Using light in dark arts is bad practice, and it only works in the movies, because it looks cool. I ducking hate that. It's dark arts people. Then, when the virgin is near finishing, you whisper into her ear: "visit the Dink network, and rearrange letters from *some_post* in *the_way_you_want_them to be rearranged* using notepad or a text editor of your preference"
Now this sounds simple, but such a large sentence is really hard to say in such circumstances. It took me three women just for your cipher.
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And use brush, and the minimum amount of blood necessary for drawing that hexagon. She has to be capable of fully enjoying the humpty-dumpty. This isn't Holywood's serial killer wet dream.
Do what? rearrange letters? That my friend is a family secret, kept for generations. But what the heck, this is internet era...
So basically, you paint a hexagon with virgin's blood on bamboo parquet (it has to be bamboo), and put a light bulb on each point (candles are for hipster mages, it's 21st century for Satan's sake). Then you take the virgin, and make sweet lovin' to her. Note, you really have to seduce her, rape isn't gonna work. Also, make sure that those light bulbs aren't attached to any lamp. It must be dark. They aren't supposed to glow. Using light in dark arts is bad practice, and it only works in the movies, because it looks cool. I ducking hate that. It's dark arts people. Then, when the virgin is near finishing, you whisper into her ear: "visit the Dink network, and rearrange letters from *some_post* in *the_way_you_want_them to be rearranged* using notepad or a text editor of your preference"
Now this sounds simple, but such a large sentence is really hard to say in such circumstances. It took me three women just for your cipher.
Edit:
And use brush, and the minimum amount of blood necessary for drawing that hexagon. She has to be capable of fully enjoying the humpty-dumpty. This isn't Holywood's serial killer wet dream.
