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June 24th 2015, 04:17 AM
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Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I know these don't usually fare well but, meh.
I'll start with a small paragraph. Each consecutive poster should add a paragraph as well.
Rules:
*You have to post something fairly consistent with the story
*If another poster continues a paragraph before you, just edit it to "Why I oughta.. "
Now to start the game.

Dink Smallwood was a knight, the saviour of his kingdom and a pig farmer. But as luck would have it, people stopped giving a shit and ignored the first two parts. He was now Dink, the delusional pig farmer.