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November 10th 2014, 11:22 AM
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Do you have any idea just how stupid you're sounding right now? You're just trying to be hurtful towards people that have believed in Christianity for the last 2000 years or so.

Another fact: Jesus himself warned about modern Christinity, so why feel bad about being hurtful towards it? I dare you to find any version of the Bible where Jesus doesn't warn his Apostles about future religious figures, beliefs and Christianity itself, which will use his name and teachings wrongly. It's an obvious in-your-face warning about what modern Christianity has become. Of course, not a single Christian actually gets that, and does the exact opposite of what Jesus teaches. xD This can be found in pretty much every version of the Bible, the official one and in many of the lost books. So yeah, I'm not gonna go feel bad anytime soon for debating Christianity, because Christians don't even believe in one of the main teachings of their own "God". Which, btw, Jesus and God weren't the same. That's just more BS added later on, when the churches came along, which is what most Christianity is based off on these days. This is when all the "Jesus couldn't be married", "Women can't be priests", "Holy Trinity", "God is the highest power", "God forgave us our sins" crap came from. Jesus never taught any of these things. These were added much, much, much later. Modern Christianity, its interpretations and the "official" Bible are about as corrupt information as you can get about this stuff. You keep claiming the lost books aren't a reliable source. Have you actually ever read any of them? Many of them actually follow the same path quite closely, even the official Bible. Like it or not, the lost books are as much a reliable source of information as anything in the official Bible. The only reason they AREN'T IN the official Bible, is because the church destroyed and left out a lot of them because they were "heretical" (in other words, revealed too much information about how wrong the church was teaching things). It's insane how these texts aren't in the official Bible and thus aren't being taken as serious, but something as ridiculously hilarious and stupid as The Book of Revelation is.

As for Kris' question, it's in many of the lost books. Probably most famously and specifically in the Gospel of Judas. It varies a little bit in each text, but the basic quote is there. This same quote can be found in texts from some other religions, and similar beliefs were also displayed in Greek Mythology.

Also Kris, if your dad tries to preach you about Christianity and going to church, tell him: "Yeah, let's go worship God. He's the all-powerful ruler of existence. The most awesome, highest power ever. Except when he's wrestling people, losing to them, and resorting to groin-punching to get out of holds".