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June 14th 2012, 10:13 AM
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KrisKnox
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Donkey Kong

Released by Nintendo, this game is about a monkey/gorilla that was mistreated by a carpenter named Jumpman. The monkey/gorilla kidnaps Jumpman's girlfriend and escapes. In the end, upon completion of the game, Jumpman kicks the monkey/gorilla off the building and kisses his girlfriend and presumably leaves to get another monkey/gorilla to abuse.

Donkey Kong was kind of dark, upon inspection.