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March 4th 2012, 11:36 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
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Seeing as I am *coff* 97 *coff* years old, some smart sod saw fit to email me the following - thought it was hilarious (maybe my age who knows) so I thought I would share...

SENIOR TEXTING CODES

Since all the "kids" have all their little codes... like BFF, WTF, LOL, etc. here are some codes for seniors:

ATD- At the Doctor's
BFF- Best Friends Funeral
BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT- Bring Your Own Teeth
CUATSC- See You at the Senior Centre
FWIW- Forgot Where I Was
FYI- Found Your Insulin
GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA- Got Heartburn Again
HGBM- Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO- Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL- Living on Lipitor
OMSG- Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU- Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
WAITT- Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA- Wet the Furniture Again
WTP- Where's the Prunes
WWNO- Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

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