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Vin Diesel's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
Weeping Willows are a result of Vin Diesel yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
Vin Diesel accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.
The gaping hole in the Periodic Table of Elements once contained all of the elements used to create Vin Diesel. The government omitted these elements in future publications of the Table out of fear that rival nations could make their own Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.
If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
Vin Diesel irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
Fool Vin Diesel once, shame on you; fool him twice, he will use your spine as dental floss.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
There is intelligent life in the universe, but they have not contacted Earth because they are avoiding Vin Diesel. They owe him $5.
Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.
The French did not send the Statue of Liberty to the United States as a sign of peace. They just wanted to see if Vin Diesel could duck a 300 foot tall copper woman.
Vin Diesel invented the Swiss Army Knife then founded Switzerland so that there would be an army to use it.
And on the Eighth day, God created Vin Diesel...and ran the duck away in fear of what he had done.
Weeping Willows are a result of Vin Diesel yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
Vin Diesel accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.
The gaping hole in the Periodic Table of Elements once contained all of the elements used to create Vin Diesel. The government omitted these elements in future publications of the Table out of fear that rival nations could make their own Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.
If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
Vin Diesel irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
Fool Vin Diesel once, shame on you; fool him twice, he will use your spine as dental floss.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
There is intelligent life in the universe, but they have not contacted Earth because they are avoiding Vin Diesel. They owe him $5.
Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.
The French did not send the Statue of Liberty to the United States as a sign of peace. They just wanted to see if Vin Diesel could duck a 300 foot tall copper woman.
Vin Diesel invented the Swiss Army Knife then founded Switzerland so that there would be an army to use it.
And on the Eighth day, God created Vin Diesel...and ran the duck away in fear of what he had done.
