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Move over Chuck Norris jokes, Vin Diesel Jokes are here.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
When Vin Diesel gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Duck you, team.
When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the duck down.
Vin Diesel wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Whenever Vin Diesel plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some kitty who can't climb up a plastic slide.
Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
Vin Diesel's orgasm leaves an exit wound.
Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his she dog.
Vin Diesel is the only one who can "try this at home."
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
When Vin Diesel gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Duck you, team.
When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the duck down.
Vin Diesel wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Whenever Vin Diesel plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some kitty who can't climb up a plastic slide.
Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
Vin Diesel's orgasm leaves an exit wound.
Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his she dog.
Vin Diesel is the only one who can "try this at home."
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
