The Dink Network

The Bonca was apart of Seths legendary special forces. This Bonca called Bulk by his former team members decided to ditch Seth after his sixteenth decline in power in HH2. After that the Bonca decided it be best to go were Seth wouldn't look near Dink. This Bonca went every were dink went. On one of the adventures though the Boncas life was changed forever. He was stalking dink on his journey for the shards of the stone of balance. That's when he saw it the greatest farm animal of all The Giant Pig. Bulk was facinated by this creature and began his research. Bulks studys brought him far and wide away from the safety of dink until he found it in a library in a town he had hid by during dinks journey through something later told in the ballad as good as eternity the necromonican. In it told the story of the green mushrooms of obesity. Bulk imidiatly searched for them. After years of searching he found a grove of mushrooms by a forest and ate all of the green ones he found. He decided he was safe from Seth now and settled down by a river soon people settled down in the forest a camp grew into a city and soon even the great dink Smallwood became governor of the town.
How's that for pulling all the D-Mods together ROBJ .