The Dink Network

I'm totally confused as to what this script actually does...

First of all get_sprite_with_this_brain() takes two integers as parameters, so having the text 'bowl' or 'cereal' there should always return 0.

Secondly you compare the sprite numbers to 1 next, this would imply that the sprite is Dink. That can be known in advance since Dink is the only one with a brain 1. Also the check is a bit superfluous as the only thing it does is a goto command to a place it would goto anyway. As it is you could just as well remove this entire part as it does absolutely nothing, even when the get_sprite_with_this_brain() part is fixed:

if(&bowl == 1)
{
    if(&cereal == 1)
    {
    goto seat;
    }
}

if(&cereal == 1)
    {
    if(bowl == 1)
    {
    goto seat;
    }
}

In the same way you can remove the goto commands to partyin in this part:

if(&result == 1)
{
&seat = 1;
goto partyin;
}

if(&result == 2)
{
&seat = 2;
goto partyin;
}

Also, I don't see you having declared &seat anywhere. I assume this is a global then?