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August 14th 2011, 10:47 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hi DD, I strongly recommend the silver-plated fangs, which will allow you the additional pleasure of killing fellow vampires. I will throw in a platinum mouth-guard so you can't commit suicide by biting your lip.
I recommend encrusting the mouth-guard with diamonds for added sexiness and strength or we could alternate rubies and diamonds for a more royal look.

I'll also recommend my titanium-forged ak-47 for dealing with any problems you might have with Scandinavian or Indian hypocrites. I could install a beautiful, golden lions-head butt on the the stock, with rare padparadscha eyes.

Finally, I recommend a Kanemitsu sword - we only have three of these half-a-millenium old beauties, but if you want the best, this is it.