The Dink Network

There were once two sister's,one a blonde and the other a brunnette.Their father dies and they inherit his ranch.But the ranch was in debt and the bank would claim the ranch if they didn't pay their monthly fees.They get an idea they would breed more cow's and sell them for a good profit.But they only have cows.They decide to sell their car and buy a good bull.They get 500 for their car.Now,they needed a good bull and the best bulls are from the Mcfly ranch.The brunnette decides to go to the ranch to buy the bull and the blonde will stay behind and come for the bull later.The brunnette goes to the ranch and buy's the best bull there for 499.She had to tell her sister to pick her up.So she goes to post office to send a post card.She ask's the clerk there for the cost and she said It was 90 cents per word but she only had 1 dollar.She tells the clerk that she had to tell her sister to hook the cage to the trailer and come pick her up.The clerk tells her to think of something short.She thinks hard and tell's the clerk to write "comfortable".The clerk confused asked her how this was gonna tell her sister to hook the cage to the traile and pick her up.To this the brunnette replies "my sister is blonde she'll read it slow".