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August 4th 2011, 01:46 PM
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Krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
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Little Johnny had a powerful religious experience and went into the back yard to preach to the family cat. His mother was proud that her son had found God and started to make his favorite dinner. Suddenly, just as she put the pizza in the oven, the most frightful yowling came from the back yard. Fearing the worst, she ran into the backyard to see Little Johnny trying to put the cat in the pool. "Johnny, what are you doing to that poor cat?!" His mother screamed. "Baptizing the cat." Little Johnny replied. "Well, don't you know that cats hate water?" His mother asked, and Little Johnny replied, "Well, if he didn't want to get baptized, he shouldn't have joined my church!"