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July 5th 2011, 10:29 AM
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Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hehe - Well you see, Pred, I love old-timer Rock 'n' Roll... Actually, I think most stuff was better pre-60s. People in New South Wales (Australia's oldest and best-known - and very bogan - state) call us Victorians "Mexicans" because we're "south of the border."
Furthermore, a rather racist lass I knew once stated that I looked like "a little Mexican man"... 4 hours later, when everyone was completely hammered, we made out, but that's a tale for another day.
I had frequently been called "the darkest white person" during High school, a title I came to weild with pride and arrogance.

Additionally, I am very fond of Mexican culture, hats and cuisine. Mexican women are America's answer to Europe's renowned Italian and Spanish.

Then I heard Elvis Presley's "Mexico", which was to fuel my tagline in the coming months.

The final straw was the sheer awsomeness of the character "Machete"

Note: "Grupo Aeromóvil de Fuerzas Especiales del Alto Mando" are Mexico's heavy guns.