The Dink Network

I have heard people question why the flame bow guy is where he is like the bow lore guy herb boot guy and hellfire man. It is obvious that the man saw that if the herb boot man and the other two guys could get there items sold so could he (this only makes sense if u bout the three other things). Do to the bad economy and the recent rise in ducks size and mental capabilities he would have to make a lot of money to keep him self goin and protect himself against possible duck uprisings. That is why he is selling his product for 25,000. The man after selling his bow would make him self a small army and take over the small island that no one but very dedicated explorers or people who watch robs walkthrough. After building up his town he would invite the herb boot man the hellfire man and the bow lore man to all open up shop on his island then dink would press the blue button on the machine that takes you to the darklands instead of the red and the island has an earth quake a volcano pops up it erupts a tornado and a hurricane come thru then the island sinks at the moment dink presses the blue button he would here screams hmm what a strange contraption