The Dink Network

Nope - not unless they all lead a secret squirrel existence - we been here for a few thousand years now and they're not commonplace - if there was aliens (little green men with big eyes and polka dots who traverse the universe and experiment on humans) well... they woulda called in for a coffee by now dontcha think? As to other kinds of life forms - who knows - but aliens? hmm..
(hides from Skull)...