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April 7th 2003, 09:40 PM
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Peasant He/Him United States
Destroying noobs since 1999. 
A man is at the front desk of a Hotel talking to the Clerk.
He turns around and his elbow bumps right into a woman's boob.
He says to her, "Oh ma'am if your heart is as soft as your breast i know you'll forgive me."
She replies to him, "If your rod is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 235"